Had a bad trip on pot the other day. Had an anxiety attack. Not a good time!
I once had a guy tell me to never cut my hair short because I had a fat face and needed long hair to cover it. I proceeded to grab scissors, pull my hair back, and cut across. It ended up being my cutest haircut ever!
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handjobs are so awkward.
like do you make eye contact and just stare the whole time?
are you supposed to be silent or be like “hey want me to put some music on or a shitty episode of How I Met Your Mother on Netflix while we do this?”
do you talk about how your finals are going?
they’re just so…. awkward.
Swap your foods for a healthier choice!
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
Now that’s sexting…
i just wanna be spanked :(